Friday, 15 May 2009

IQ badi ya Bhais

When I was a kid, GK was the most exciting subject for me (perhaps because it was the only subject with a multiple choice question paper and I was a very good student of probability) and since this is summer holidays across all schools let's refresh our GK.
Question No. 1 - Which Indian politician is responsible for the pathbreaking 1991 economic policy introduced in India?
Easy?
Question No. 2 - Which Indian politician was the first union minister in Indian history who had to resign because he was convicted in a murder case?
Did I hear...what was that?
Question No. 3 - Which Indian politican was responsible for formation of the first state government of India led by an independent?
Did I hear...Are u crazy?
What if I tell you that the answer for all the three questions is same....yes, the same politician is responsible for these three biggest and brightest (as bright as Fu(Si)doo's jokes) events in Indian politics.
OK. All of us will agree that the first question is the easiest one...so what is the answer for the first one...Did I hear Manmohan Singh? You must be kiddin...Manmohan Singh was not even a politician at that time...PV ke aaya Rao....no way!
Then who could it be?......My dear friends that great great politician is none other than Mr. Chi-Boo Soren. Yes, the same guy who had the vision to support PV ke aaya Rao's government in the no-confidence motion at that time. If you thought he did it for money you are grossly mistaken (just like No-Jeet Agarkar is about his batting/bowling/fielding/etc..etc abilities) He did it because he knew something great is about to happen which will change India forever. What's wrong if he charged a fees for that? Don't consultants charge enormous sums of money from innocent (actually very very innocent) companies for telling them what to do in a situation where nobody can do anything and hence the situation demands nothing should be done and at the behest of a consultant's advice actually nothing is done for doing nothing!
Confused! me too!! No wonder I consider myself to be a good consultant.
So, my dear friends the next time Shah Ruk Ruk Khan asks this question in the program"Panchvi phel se fudoo kaun" then you know what to answer!

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