Beware all saas-bahus, balika vadhus and bandinis, Indian Payjama League is here. Now for next 4 weeks there will be a silent understanding among the couples that Post 8 PM the husbands will pay more attention to Red-It Modi (the narha of IPL) than their respective wives. Since the matches will be getting over way past 11 PM, we might expect lesser children getting born in the run up to the next republic day.
To recognize the excellent peformance of the athletes in the IPL, I am instituting excellence awards. The awards will be given to bowlers, batters and fielders who will put their hearts out to ensure victory of the opposition team.
For the first two weeks I am giving the following awards -
- Vikram Rathore award for excellence in Batting - There are a number of contenders for this award.
- Wash-Ni - the charismatic Kaptan of the Indian Cricket Team
- Peter Ka beta - the charismatic ex-kaptan of Angerzi cricket team
- Very Very Sentimental Laxman - the charismatic ex-kaptan of Dhakan Chargers
- Brain-dead Muh-kallam -the charismatic kaptan of (K)night hiders
It is a tough one but I will have to give the award to Peter Ka beta for once again proving that "Maal lutaya ji" has once again done it. "Unke haath chute hi, sona bhi mitti ban jata hai"
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