Who should lead India in Ikiswi Sadi?

Ladies and gentlemen - I am sure all of you have excercised/will be excercising your voting rights. The choice is clear in India as to who will become the next Pra (Lead) dhan (money) Mantri -
- Red Riding hood Advani
- Hail and Hearty Singh
- Behanji
- Red Yadav
- Soft Yadav
- Show-Red Power and so on.....
Now I am sure all of you are eagerly looking forward to selecting one or may be two or three of these candidates as your PM. I know it is a tough choice - as tough as choosing among Venkatesh Prasad, Chris Martin and Glenn Mcgrath as your team's opening batsman or may be even tougher.
So what if we made this choice easier by adding people like - Bada Cake Mama, Nichole-Se Sir Cozy and Nel ka Beta Mandela to the list.
Yes, guys I am talking about why not outsource our PM also. As per the proponents of Outsourcing - any activity which is not a "core" activity should be handled by a specialized agency and will result in tremendous "value add" to the organization.
So, essentially we should outsource this activity also to a specialized person/agency outside of India which can bring significant value addition to India.
Now, some of you might ask how is PM a non-core activity/function for India? Ladies and gentlemen please have a look at economic growth of India in last 17 years and let me know how much of that was led by a PM per se? Also the correlation between effective governance and development of a country is close to zero as some of my statistics bhai bandhu can prove.
So - we can outsource this function which will give us the following advantages
- Much wider pool of candidates to choose from
- Indians can then focus on the core activities of development rather than spending crores of rupees in election every year.
I know all of you must be thinking "What an Idea Sirji"